Vikings feeling MELONcholy after Cowboys lay down the HAMMER.
Hey Cowboys fans, did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits? Apparently it was a real Slaughter-Melon. Ok, that sounds like the kind of terrible joke your dad might make but it is actually a true story and that man was none other than Dallas Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy. According to Tom Pelissero of NFL Network, Mike McCarthy used a sledgehammer to smash watermelons in a…